Friday, September 30, 2005

Modern English

My contribution to modern English and correct grammer.
I give you: conjugations of the verb 'ipod'.



Infinitive: to ipod
Participle: ipoded
Gerund: ipoding

Conditional
Present
I would ipod
you would ipod
he would ipod
we would ipod
you would ipod
they would ipod

Perfect
I would have ipoded
you would have ipoded
he would have ipoded
we would have ipoded
you would have ipoded
they would have ipoded

Conjunctive
Present
I ipod
you ipod
he ipod
we ipod
you ipod
they ipod

Present
I have ipoded
you have ipoded
he have ipoded
we have ipoded
you have ipoded
they have ipoded

Past
I ipoded
you ipoded
he ipoded
we ipoded
you ipoded
they ipoded

Pluperfect
I had ipoded
you had ipoded
he had ipoded
we had ipoded
you had ipoded
they had ipoded





Indicative
Present
I ipod
you ipod
he ipods
we ipod
you ipod
they ipod

Past
I ipoded
you ipoded
he ipoded
we ipoded
you ipoded
they ipoded

Future
I will ipod
you will ipod
he will ipod
we will ipod
you will ipod
they will ipod

Perfect
I have ipoded
you have ipoded
he has ipoded
we have ipoded
you have ipoded
they have ipoded

Pluperfect
I had ipoded
you had ipoded
he had ipoded
we had ipoded
you had ipoded
they had ipoded

Future perfect
I will have ipoded
you will have ipoded
he will have ipoded
we will have ipoded
you will have ipoded
they will have ipoded

Imperative
you ipod
we Let´s ipod
you ipod

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5 Comments:

Blogger Vics said...

*sniff* I never ipod.
I wonder if this may change around the christmas period..?

30/9/05 23:48  
Blogger Jon said...

Funnily enough I don't have one either. I don't think I would get an iPod anyway as I've seen iTunes, and I don't like it.

The concept of a portable music player appeals to me but it would have to be integrated into something I alreay carry like a mobile phone as I just couldn't deal with more clutter. In an ideal world I would have a little camera in there as well.

Maybe I'll get one of the mutlifunctional phones next time I upgrade.

1/10/05 11:24  
Blogger happymj said...

You should check out the ipod tube maps some guy has created. Most of the US cities are available (well, those that haven't sued him for copyright infringement) as well as London, Paris etc. Handy if you ever do get an ipod...
http://www.ipodsubwaymaps.com/

1/10/05 18:45  
Blogger Jon said...

Cool idea. It's amazing what some people will think of.

1/10/05 18:58  
Anonymous comfort fit said...

Any chance of seeing a complete list for "iriver"?

Seeing as most iPod users wouldn't be able to form a sentence, let alone a grammatically correct one. ;)

3/10/05 14:58  

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