Thursday, August 03, 2006

If I was a dictator I'd be...

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey! -

... apparently!

I was kinda hoping to be a Fidel myself, but you don't always get what you wish for. What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test yourself and find out.



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