F1 technical problems reaches new lows!

I know that there are lots of technical problems in F1 racing that prevent cars from completing races, but ITV has taken this concept and metamorphised it into a whole new F1 segment.

Even though the season hasn't started yet when I went to get my weekly fix of F1 news I found this...



Any bets on who will be the first driver to retire from a race in 2006? What about the cause of the retirement?